Yesterday was just not my day.
I told The Yahoos we were going to have school.
Sighs and grumbles.
I had to give out the dreaded 'write your multiplication tables to 20' discipline.
Daggers aimed straight at me.
I made Baby take a nap.
Kicking and screaming and whining.
It looked something like this. Only this was two years ago. So he is exactly the same size, except his fits are much more intense. |
I made ham sandwiches rather than chicken noodle soup for lunch. I couldn't find the toy that someone else lost. The new email address I came up with for myself didn't suit someone's fancy.
Fail.
Fail.
Fail.
Today, my little world stood up and shook its collective fist at me.
And what did I do?
Well, I wanted to do a lot of things.
I wanted to make them watch as I ate all the candy I had pilfered from them and stashed in my super secret hiding place (the bottom of the vegetable box in the fridge. Shhh. Don't tell) while they ate the vegetables.
I wanted to make a list of all the housework I hate doing and make them do it while I watch Disney Channel. Just for the spite of it. Not because I like the Disney Channel. Except Good Luck Charlie. I do kind of like it.
I wanted to make them kiss each other on the lips while I took a picture and sent it to all their friends. Because Lord knows they have embarrassed me in front of mine. Over and over again.
But I didn't. I managed to have a little self control.
I did eat some chocolate. But not in front of them. I did make them do more chores, but nixed Disney Channel. And I did make them kiss. But no pictures. This time.
Is this my proudest moment?
No.
Is it my most shameful?
Regrettably....no.
But I am happy to report that today was a new day.
A day where I heard a few more thank yous and a few less sighs. Where tickles replaced screams and hugs replaced punches.
A day full of do overs. And I love me a good do over.
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